Privacy Policy

Privacy? Yes, but if one insists on more –

In the case that one has not figured it out, this privacy-policy page is mocking the absurdity and complexity of the current trend of legalese and difficult-to-read privacy policies one sees on most websites, apps, and software. It should be common-sense to respect people’s privacy and not sell other people’s data.

For those of you port-scanners, spam-bots, and other intrusive and/or malicious bot activity, that data may be shared as we see fit. Such data includes timestamp, user-agent, source IP, TCP/UDP port number, and country of origin.